And, now that you're crying, here's something to put a little smile back on your face:
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still same old story?
Dear God: Why are cars named after the jaguar, cougar, mustang, colt, stingray, and rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be hard to rename 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dog's Prayer:
Dear God: Help me to remember the rules so I can please my people and be a GOOD DOG!
1. I will not eat cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., because I like way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to stand straight up when I'm under coffee table
9. I must shake rainwater out of my fur before entering house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across carpet.
11. I will not sit in middle of living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's not a good thing.
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?