Sunday, November 21, 2010

God Humor on Sunday

It was a slow day in heaven so God phoned Satan 
to see what was going on down there. 
'It's slow here, too', said Satan. 
'Well,' God said, 'I think a dog show might be fun.' 
'Sounds good', says Satan, 'But why are you calling me? 
You've got all the dogs up there.' 
'I know,' answered God, 'But you've got all the judges.'





God made the earth, the sky and the water, the moon 
and the sun. He made man and bird and beast. 
But He didn't make the dog: 
He already had one.
American Indian saying

No comments:

Post a Comment